{"product_id":"cat-window-perch","title":"cat window perch","description":"\u003ch1\u003eThe Last Window Perch Your Cat Will Ever Need\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGive Your Cat a Front-Row Seat to the World — Without Drilling a Single Hole\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy Cats (and Their Owners) Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003eInstalls in under 60 seconds\u003c\/strong\u003e — no tools, no screws, no damage to frames or walls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☀️ \u003cstrong\u003eThick orthopedic cushion\u003c\/strong\u003e supports joints and soothes anxious cats all day long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏗️ \u003cstrong\u003eHolds up to 44 lbs\u003c\/strong\u003e — built for big cats, lazy cats, and everything in between\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧹 \u003cstrong\u003eMachine-washable cover\u003c\/strong\u003e — clean cat nap, every time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYour Cat Is Bored. And You Can Tell.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou've watched it happen. Your cat paces the same rooms, scratches the furniture, stares at you like you owe them something. Maybe they've started waking you up at 3 a.m. — not because they're hungry, but because they're \u003cem\u003eunderstimulated\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCats are hardwired to watch, stalk, and survey. Sunlight, birds, passing cars — that window is the most interesting TV on the planet to them. But a cold, narrow sill isn't enough. They slip. They jump down. They knock your plants over on the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's a better answer, and it costs less than a single vet co-pay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1. Attach.\u003c\/strong\u003e Two heavy-duty suction cups lock onto any clean glass surface. 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[PLACEHOLDER — insert review source and date]\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eChoose Your Bundle\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐱 \u003cstrong\u003eMost popular: Buy 2 — one perch per window, zero fights.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eOption\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePrice\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eYou Save\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy 1\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$49.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e—\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy 2\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$89.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSave $10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy 3, Get 1 Free\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$124.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSave $25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree shipping on all orders over $60.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCustomers Also Add\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🛏️ Heated Perch Liner — $19.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\nA USB-powered warming pad that slides under the existing cushion cover. 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